双语笑话|Guaranteed visits

Guaranteed visits 有保障的探望

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided^{1 to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated2, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered3 over Bloomingdales.
布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定筹备我们的遗嘱，提出最后的需要。她告诉我们的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的需要。第一，她要火化；第二，她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。}

Bloomingdales! the rabbi exclaimed. Why Bloomingdales?
布鲁明黛！教士叫道，为何在布鲁明黛？

Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.
那样的话我女儿一定一周会探望我两次。

Note:

布鲁明黛（Bloomingdale's）是一家连锁百货公司，与梅西百货同属联邦百货公司旗下。布鲁明黛在美国有超越36家分店。