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双语笑话|吃醋的老婆

来源:www.hileqi.com 2024-07-22
A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you re cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didnt smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "Shes not only bald, but shes too cheap to buy any perfume!" 吃醋的老婆 以前有个老婆醋劲非常大。一天晚上老公回家,她没从他衣服上找到头发,于是大叫:好啊,目前你开始和秃顶的女性骗我了! 第二天晚上,她没从老公衣服上闻到香水味,于是又大叫:她不但个秃顶,而且非常穷酸,连香水都不买。


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