双语笑话|Compliment－恭维话

Compliment
Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, Ive just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!
I was nice to her, Mum, really I was! protested the youth.
I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance.
Did you, indeed? said his mother grimly, And what exactly did you say?
I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl Ive ever danced with!
恭维话
拉里，你过来！母亲放手电话后生气地说，我刚刚接到哈里森夫人地电话，她告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好，你可耻，粗鲁！
母亲，我对她非常不错，真的！小伙子不服气地说。当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句恭维她的话。
你真的这么做的吗？母亲严厉地问。你的原话是如何说的？
我说，啊呀，多丽丝，你比我跳过舞的任何胖女孩出汗都少！
NOTE
wretch1 n.
不幸的人；潦倒的人
grimly adv.
严格地, 可怕地, 冷漠地
sweat [swet] n.
汗，汗珠
Sweat poured down his face as he ran.
他跑步时汗水从他脸上淌下来。