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双语笑话|你了解我是做什么的吗

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Do You Know My Work?

One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran1 out in their night clothes.

Two men stood2 outside and looked at the fire.

Before I came3 out, said4 one,I ran into some of the rooms and found5 a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone6 leaves7 paper money in a fire, the fire burns8 it. So I took9 all the bills10 that I could11 find.No one will be poorer because I took them.

You don't know my work, said the other.

What is your work?

I'm a policeman.

Oh! cried the first man. He thought12 quickly and said,And do you know my work?No,said the policeman.

I'm a writer13. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.

你了解我是做什么的吗?

一天晚上,一家旅馆着火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。

两个人站在外面,看着大火。

在我出来之前,其中一个说:我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。假如有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。无人会由于我拿走它们而变得更穷。

你不了解我是做什么的。另一个说。

你是做什么的?

我是警察。

噢!第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:那你了解我是做什么的?不了解。警察说。

我是个作家。我一直爱编一些从未发生过的故事。


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