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双语笑话|两个男性

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A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum1.They came across one inpidual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket.

His was a sad case,said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.

Terrible,said a visitor.

Presently they came to a padded cell,in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

That's the other man,said the attendant.

20.两个男性

一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇到一个人,他长着一双疯狂的双眼,头发蓬乱,正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇,把它们装在他的口袋里。

他的病非常惨,陪同人说。在他当兵打仗的时候,他的老婆抛下他的家和另一个男性私奔了。

真可怕,一个游客说。

不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前,听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。

这就是那另一个男性,陪同人说。


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