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双语笑话|森林之火

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Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened." "Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?" 森林之火 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特质:老公们就像是森林里的火,一不注意,他们就会燃烧起来。 那是否意味着,另一个问道,他们将自己烧成灰烬?


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