双语笑话|一个发怒老婆的祈祷

AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER

A man is so addicted^{1 to gambling2 that he often comes home late. His wife never sTOPs railing at him. once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. I pray to God that you are speaking the truth, his wife says.}

May God strike me dead if I am lying.

Then I pray to God that you are lying, his wife said hopefully.

一个发怒老婆的祈祷

一个男性因嗜赌而常常回家非常晚，为此他老婆从没停止过骂他。一次他因工作非常晚回到家后，他老婆指责他又去赌博了，可他发誓说这次是由于工作。我祈祷上帝你说的是实话，老婆说。

假如我撒谎上帝便赐我于死。

那我祈祷上帝你是在撒谎。他老婆充满期望地说。