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双语笑话|I also have Bania blood in my body

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A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery1. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.

once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery. Bania was more than happy to donated2 blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

富有些萨达尔需要血液来完成他的心脏手术,他从贫穷的巴尼亚那里得到了血液。萨达尔给了他5000000USD作为报酬。

当萨达尔第三需要手术的时候,巴尼亚更是想捐献血液。这时,萨达只不过给了他一个巧克力。巴尼亚问缘由。

萨达尔:我身体目前也有巴尼亚的血液了。


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