双语笑话|The mean man's party

The notorious^{1（声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining2 to a friend how to find his apartment3. He said4. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell5 with your elbow6. When the door open. Push7 with your foot.}

Why use my elbow and foot?

Well. Gosh, was^{8 the reply9. You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?}

一个出了名的吝啬鬼在向一个朋友讲解如何找到他家时说：你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。

为何要用我的肘和脚呢？

你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？吝啬鬼回答。