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成人笑话|After Sex

来源:www.huijvwang.com 2024-04-30

A man and woman begin to smoke after sex1 and the man says 'My wife would kill me if she saw me now'
'Why?' the woman replies 'because you had sex with another woman?'
'No...' says the man '...because I quit smoking last week'


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