An old man went into confession1 and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.
I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in confession?
Never,Father, replied the old man. I'm Jewish
So why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
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