成人笑话|Christmas Is Cancelled

XMAS IS CANCELLED
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable^{1 little brats2, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap3 the whole works.
I've busted4 my ass5 for damn near a year.
Instead of Thanks Santa - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
The elves want more money - The reindeer6 all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has 人工智能DS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.
I spent a whole year making wagons7 and sleds,
As百度竞价推广bling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.
Flying through the air...dodging8 the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment9.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!}