成人笑话|Orange Penis

A man awoke^{1 one morning and he noticed3 he had4 an orange penis.
Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was5 fine, and it was.
So he ignored6 it and went to work.
While7 in the urinal a friend looked over and seemed8 very suprised.
His friend said9, Dude! What happened, doesn't that hurt?!
He said, Nope, i just woke2 up and it was like that.
His friend replied10, You should get that looked at.
So after the man got11 done with work he went to the doctor.
The doctor asked, This is a special case, what exactly12 did13 you do this weekend?
The man said, Not much, just ate14 cheetos and watched pornos...}