A woman had bought birthday presents for her husband.
She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing1 table. Another one is a bronze statuette（小雕像） for the drawing room mantelpiece. And then she added: Now me?
Her husband thought for a while and then replied: I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other.
有个女性给她的老公买了过生日礼物。
她非常激动，并且急于要告诉她的老公。她说：亲爱的，我买了两样东西给你做过生日礼物。我目前就要对你说，由于我等不能到那一天才说。一件礼物是一个地垫，可以放在我的梳妆台前。另一件是一个青铜的小雕像，可以放在客厅的壁炉架上她还说：好啦，你筹备给我买什么呢？
她的老公想了一会就说：我最好是给你买一个剃须刀和几条领带。如此大家就能互相交换礼物了。
