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女性笑话|the blonde & the cellphone

来源:www.dq29.com 2024-08-13

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife
something nice for their first wedding anniversary1. So he
decides to buy her a cellphone2.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and
explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day
the blonde goes shopping.

Her phone rings and it's her husband, Hi hun,he says how
do you like your new phone?

She replies: I just love, it's so small and your voice is
clear as a bell! But there's one thing I don't understand
though.

What's that, baby? asks the husband.

How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?


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