There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided1 to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding2 his sheep across the road.
Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one? The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts3 out 352! He is stunned4 but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?
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