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愚人笑话|Joke: Pray

来源:www.v-rules.com 2024-09-15
As the storm raged1, the captain realized his
ship was sinking fast. He called out,
Anyone here know how to pray?
One man stepped forward. Aye, Captain, I
know how to pray.
Good, said the captain, you pray while
the rest of us put on our life jackets -
we're one short.


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