Recent newspaper articles are touting1 a new treatment for impotence. The treatment consists of injecting a drug into the base of the penis with a small painless needle, almost guaranteeing an erection of massive proportion . Not content to just be big, it will last for TWO WHOLE HOURS. Now, my question is:
WHAT WILL I DO FOR FOLLOWING HOUR 55 MINUTES?
Here are some suggestions: Use it as a lightning rod Set it up as a weather vane Try it as a swizzle stick Play Tether Ball Use it as a fishing pole Be patriotic - use it as a Flag Pole Its a handy coat rack With an appropriate partner, its a Jousting Lance Play pool with your custom Cue Stick Star Wars Light Sabre A Flight Simulator Joy Stick Drive around, use it as you Shift Lever Summer Olympics - try the Pole Vault Your own Karaoke Microphone Its a Magic Wand - wave it at someone Play Ball - Its a Fungo Bat
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It can be your kitty's new scratching post
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