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愚人笑话|Joke: Honeymoon

来源:www.rnnmm.com 2024-09-15
After two days' seclusion1 in a hotel room, a honeymoon2 couple finally agreed to go out for an evening. Calling a bell hop3, the groom4 was informed about the various shows in town.
Hey, Joan, he shouted to his wife who was taking a shower, Do you want to see OLIVER TWIST?
The bride screamed back, If you show me anymore tricks with that thing, I'm going home to mother!


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