女性笑话|Three Drunk Women

Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint^{1, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.
The first gal2 claims that she was the drunkest, saying, I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks3.
To which the second gal replied, You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!
And the third proclaimed, I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!
They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says: Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog.}