A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the TOP of her lungs, Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery1!
The husband says, Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?
The wife yells back, I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!
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