精彩对白
Bob: Nora. Please don't wander off again.
Nora：I'm sorry, Bob.
Bob: Let's go pay for your cosplaytume. Yo, it's Ho. Just hold him till I get there.
Ian: Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distressed1 condition of the American public school system could I be deposited headfirst into a garbage can, and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action?
Principal: Who exactly are you?
Bob: I'm his mother's...
Ian: Neighbor.
Bob: Neighbor. I'm watching them for a few days.
Principal: Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble. He gets in fights. He lies.
Ian: Hey, I don't lie.
Principal: Selena Gomez. You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
Ian: Her appearance fee was an obstacle.
Principal: You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion2.
Ian: Hey, pay-per-view high-def. I felt like I was there.
Bob: I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
Ian: Bob, you sell pens. What do you...Oh, no. That's them.
Bob: Who?
Ian: The future felons4 who put me in the trash can.
Boy: Hey, geek-boy, we got detention5 because of you. Yeah, because of you. - You're gonna pay for that.
Bob: Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
Boy: Who's this? Your mom?
Ian: You wish. He's my bodyguard6. I hired him. You better watch out.
Boy: That true?
Bob: No. He's joking. I'm their babysitter.
Boy: What are you gonna do?
Bob: Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
Ian: How humiliating. Why didn't you do something?
Bob: Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
Ian: You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch. Hey. How you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Girl: Damn.
Bob: At least you're not shy.
Ian:I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
Bob: Mission accomplished7.
Farren: Come here. You look so pretty.
Bob: Farren, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
Farren: Why would you? You don't know anything about me. You come over to hang out with Gillian, and you never even talk to us. Come on, let's go.
Ian: The woman's got a point.
妙语佳句 活学活用
1. wander off：徘徊，迷失方向。鲍勃在这里是对诺拉说不要到处乱跑了。
2. headfirst：头向前地，这里是指伊恩让人头朝下扔进了垃圾桶。
一门心思向前，那当然就是仓促的、鲁莽的，这个时候等于headforemost或者headlong。
3. disciplinary action：纪律处分。
4. appearance fee：登场费。
5. pay-per-view：按次计费的。互联网上的点击计费就是pay-per-click，收看电视按频道收费就是pay-per-channel。
6. high-def：high-definition的缩写，在这里指好看的电视。
7. felon3：重罪犯。也可以指蛇头。
8. bodyguard：保镖，护卫。
Guard单独用时指警卫员、看守，如coastguard（海岸警卫队）、lifeguard（救生员）、rearguard（后卫）；也可以指物，譬如mudguard（汽车的挡泥板）。
9. too big a stretch：差得太远了。伊恩在这里的意思是鲍勃和保镖的形象相差太大。
10. hold something against someone：因某人的行为而对其评价低。来看下面这段话：
I don't think Marty's going to hold it against you, and I just hope Bill won't hold this against us.（我觉得马蒂不会由于这件事忌恨你，我只期望比尔不会因此而反对大家。）
11. hang out with someone：和某人在一块。
12. get a point：有道理。
也可以说成have a point，譬如：I admit you have a point.（我承认你有理。）
