A farmer walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for a porce. The attorney asked, May I help you?
The farmer said, Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.
The attorney said, Well do you have any grounds?
The farmer said, Yea, I got about 140 acres. The attorney said, No, you dont understand, do you have a case?
The farmer said, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.
The attorney said, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge1?
The farmer said, Yea I got a grudge, thats where I park my John Deere.
The attorney said, No sir, I mean do you have a suit?
The farmer said, Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.
The exasperated2 attorney said, Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?
The farmer said, No sir, we both get up about 4:30.
Finally, the attorney says, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
And the farmer says, Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.
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