A man was1 sleeping when his wife3 shook4 him and said5, Wake6 up, someone7 is breaking in!
The man had8 gone through this almost9 every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would10 get any rest was to go and check it out.
This time, however11, there was a man with a gun12 who entered13 to rob14 the house.
As2 the thief15 was about to flee16 the man said, You have to come with me and meet my wife.
The thief said, Why would you want me to meet your wife?
The man replied17, Well, she's been expecting18 you for 20 years.
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