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愚人笑话|Joke: That's Some Strong Stuff

来源:www.cheyunhui.com 2024-05-24
There was this little boy sitting on the curb1 shaking a bottle
of turpentine, and watching the bubbles float up when a priest
came by.
The priest asked, 'Son what is that?'
The boy replied, 'This here is turpentine the most powerful
liquid on earth.'
The priest said, 'Oh no son, the most powerful liquid on earth
is holy water. Put two drops of holy water on a pregnant woman
and she will pass a baby boy.'
The boy said, 'THAT 人工智能N'T NOTHING, take two drops of this here
turpentine and rub it on a cats butt2 and it will pass a motorcycle.


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