101
My stolen Jade1 Buddha2 stolen?
You blighter!
102
You gave me every assurance that
the Bank of England was impenetrable!
103
Sir, sir, I said, lmpregnable.
104
It's the same thing, you idiot!
105
- Please, please, not the quills3!
- [shrieking]
106
Lord Salisbury!
107
Please contact General Fang4
and inform her, no Buddha, no deal.
108
To forgo5 your obligation would
be dishonorable, Lord Kelvin.
109
A woman in the Royal Academy?
110
The Jade Buddha was delivered
by us to the Bank of England.
111
- What happens while in British hands...
- Is absolutely your concern.
112
Colonel Kitchner,
chief of Scotland Yard,
113
please inform General Fang
114
what other items were stolen
from the bank.
115
[whimpering] Nothing else.
116
Exactly. It seems
your little land dispute
117
has spilled over
onto our noble shore.
118
Until the Jade Buddha
is back in my possession,
119
you and your cause will receive no
British military assistance whatsoever6.
120
Kitchner.
121
My agents will retrieve7 the Jade
Buddha once again, Lord Kelvin.
122
This time, do not let it
slip through your fingers.
123
A female general.
124
What sort of pathetic man
takes orders from a woman?
125
Cor!
126
- Come away from here.
- [boy] Oh, Dad. Can't we stay?
127
My wind-powered pulley system
128
circulates the house with fresh air.
129
Kitchen items are to be placed
on the white boat,
130
and the blue is for laundry.
131
But most importantly,
this supplies the house
132
with a running current of electricity.
133
Electricity.
134
This is my comprehensive
data schedule and list of regulations.
135
It's quite simple. You're never
to pert one iota8 from my plans.
136
I must live my life
with total efficiency...
137
to maximize my inventing capacity,
138
thus enabling me to do
the most I can for mankind.
139
Uh, Mr. Fogg, you are a noble,
precise gentleman.
140
Thank you. Uh.... Sorry.
What was your name? Ahem.
141
Passport. Too.
142
Passepartout.
143
[whistles]
144
[Passepartout] Bottled light.
145
A miracle.
146
Hardly.
147
Just undiscovered science from
an American named Thomas Edison.
148
It turns on with a whistle.
149
- [whistles]
- [machinery winds down]
150
- [Fogg] Please don't do that.
- [Fogg whistles]
