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儿童笑话|Thunderstorm

来源:www.rengdiu.com 2025-03-25

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor1 in his voice, Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring2 hug. I can't dear, she said. I have to sleep with Daddy.

A long silence was broken at last by his shaking little voice, The big sissy.


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