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司法笑话|Mrs. Johnson

来源:www.huihoushan.com 2024-08-14

A man was sued1 by a woman for defamation2 of character. She charged that he had called her a pig.

The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?

The judge said that was true.

Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson? the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson.


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