儿童笑话|Birds And Bees

Little Johnny's father asked him, Do you know about the birds and the bees? I don't want to know! little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong. Oh dad, Little Johnny sobbed1, At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!